A Call for Funny Presentations for the
LONDON FESTIVAL OF
BAD AD HOC HYPOTHESES
What is it?
The Festival of Bad Ad Hoc Hypotheses (BAHFest) is a celebration of well-argued and thoroughly
researched but completely incorrect science.
BAHFest has been held four times since 2013, selling out auditoriums with over 1000 seats each.
For 2016, we're making our way across the great Atlantic Ocean for the first time to do BAHFest London Evolution and Big Science, a two night event!
Here are winners of our past shows, for which the theme was Evolutionary Theory:
This show's theme of Big Science is different, but these proposals are worth looking at to give you a sense of the style of presentation we’re looking for.
What are we looking for in specific?
We need short (3-5 minute) presentations which describe original bad proposals for Big Science projects.
By “Big Science” we mean major scientific endeavors that will cost billions of dollars. Real world examples
include the Large Hadron Collider, The International Space Station, The Manhattan Project, and The Human Genome Project.
Here is a sample fake idea: A relativistic “refrigerator” that keeps food fresh by accelerating it close to
light speed.
We want you to propose new projects, explain why they are important, and then work out a few of the
funniest details.
For your submission packet, a one-page document describing your theory would be best. Please do your
best to have the humor come from the idea itself, and not cute puns and one-liners. This should be a serious proposal for a very very stupid idea.
When and where is it?
Both London shows will be held at Imperial College's Great Hall.
The evolution themed show
will be held January 22nd, with the Big Science show happening the following night on January 23rd.
Interested in submitting for the Evolution show as well? Click here.
What format is the event?
Each event will have a celebrity keynote, followed by 6 speakers competing for best in show. Speakers will have a mic and access to a video projector.
There will be a panel of geeky judges to determine who did the best job, and the whole thing will be recorded.
How do I submit?
All you have to do is fill in the form here. However, we recommend that before you submit something,
you check out our suggested “Do’s and Don’t’s” section at the bottom. We also recommend that you watch
other BAHFest presentations to get a sense of what we’re going for.
We will review on a rolling basis, so you improve your odds by submitting early. If we like your idea,
we’ll follow up for a more in depth presentation. You don’t need everything 100% worked out for your
submission. If the idea is great, we will work with you to get it perfect.
The final deadline is Novmeber 23rd
Click here to submit.
What’s in a good theory?
1) Force of Science - how much “scientific” information was brought to bear (graphs, real citations, “research” etc.)
2) Artistry - how unexpected and clever the idea and presentation are, and how well the presentation is delivered.
3) Strength of Defense - how well did you defend your views to the judges. Please note - being funny is not a good defense. We want to see you actually defend your terrible terrible theory!
Are there things I can’t say?
Do your best to keep it PG-13. Absolutely nothing x-rated is allowed, and nothing that even has a hint of sexual assault is allowed. Proposals that could be construed as racist, sexist, or otherwise bigoted will be thrown out immediately. Talks pertaining to gender or genetics are permitted, but we ask you to do your best to be respectful.
Do I need to be a scientist to submit?
Not at all. However, you do need to be able to talk in a scientific manner and speak well to an audience.
Can you pay for my travel?
Unfortunately, no. We are doing our best to keep prices low, so we are trying to get people who are local or willing to pay their way to the event.
How many submissions can I send?
As many as you like.
Submission Do’s and Don’t’s
DO:
DO Include a video
We need people who can both write and talk. If you have video of yourself doing your talk or video of you doing a presentation, we can get a sense of who you are. If you can host it on youtube, we’d really appreciate that.
DO Edit your document
We’re not sticklers about margins or anything, but sloppy editing makes it harder to read your submission and makes us think you won’t take this seriously enough.
DO Take it seriously
The best presentations are ones that bring real science. We want to almost believe you! Find some citations! Make some graphs! Talk to experts! Go all out and we’ll wanna hear more.
DO Try to impress us
One of the submissions that really stuck out last time was presented as if it were a scientific paper. It included citations, charts, and modeling equations. You don’t have to be this hardcore (we care most about the idea), but if you are it’ll show us that you’ll probably do a good job on stage.
DO Nerd Out!
Our reviewing team will be mostly scientists and science outreach people. We are very scientifically literate. There have been big cheers for differential equations and phylogenetic trees. Don’t worry about being too nerdy.
DO Keep it tight
You might have a million ideas for your theory. Try your best to restrict yourself to related material. Tell us a little scientific story about how air tight your theory is. Don’t get all over the place, even if it takes you somewhere potentially funny.
DO Have a good idea
Okay, this seems obvious, but here’s the thing: A ton of polishing isn’t going to fix a bad idea. Find your brilliant idea first, then throw your genius into it. We appreciate hard work, but we would rather help fix a great idea poorly presented than fix a mediocre idea presented well.
DON’T:
DON’T Break the fourth wall
The whole idea here is that we’re doing a fake seminar. We want a real talk about a bad idea.
DON’T Put in one-liners
Along the same lines - slipping in little jokes breaks that fourth wall and takes away from the feel of the show. Don’t slip in zingers unless they’re the sort of silly joke someone might actually make at a real seminar (watch the videos for examples). The funniness should come from how developed your bad idea is.
DON’T Send a theory about fictional characters and/or copyrighted material
We want theories about real phenomena. Also, we don’t want to get sued.